I recently learned the term "Digital Hoarding" from a friend, and have been convinced that I suffer from that very condition ever since I first heard about it.  In a subsequent effort to minimize clutter in my inbox, I started going through and deleting old and unnecessary items.  In doing so, I stumbled across perhaps my most treasured piece of 'spam' that I've ever received.  Not quite sure how it ended up in my inbox, but sure glad that it did, as it has brought me much amusement in it's absurd poetic beauty...


"Maybe, you could fly to me tomorrow and bring me to your home, to get married me and to call me your sweet wife. It is my bright pink dream. I know that it can't be not tomorrow and not even the next day, because I am nobody for you and my letter will turn out to be big surprise for you. I am right. But I am able to change everything right now and from pretty stranger I want to become very special person in your life. If You would be ill and I would be happy to take care of you; You would have interesting news into your life, and I would be close to you to share happy moments with you. Don't you agree that it is real happiness when you come after work and light windows of sweet home wait for you, when you open the door and you feel sweet kisses and hugs onto your body? I think that nothing in the world can be compared with such simple family happiness. I need it very much and my letter, which you hold into your arms, proves it. You need not to look for me long, I am right here and wait till I can greet you warmly."